Exsqueeze me ??
Author: JustMe
Today the doorbell rang around lunchtime. In a good mood I open the door, still having half a sandwich in my hand. A woman looks at me and starts her conversation.
Woman : Yesterday you got this catalogue and I am here to pick it up if you do not wanna have it anymore
I am staring at her … because I really don’t know what she is talking about. I never got that particular catalogue she is holding.
Me : What catalogue ??
Woman : This one, you got it yesterday …
Me : Me not got anything … Dunno what you are talking about
W : Yes , you got it, they brought it yesterday
I am getting slightly irritable ….
Me : Miss, I DID NOT GET IT
W : Yes you did, ( smiling ) you must have misplaced it
Okay, now she is OFFICIALLY GETTING ON MY NERVES …
Me : I … DID … NOT … GET .. THIS !!!
W : Yes you did, than you must have thrown it away , but that is allright !!
That last one she said in a way like ‘forgiving me’. And than … than she totally went to far
Me : WOMAN … When I say I didn’t get it, I DID not GET it, GET IT ??? I , Gawdamn, know what I get in my mail ! Sjeesss !
W : But, it is okay if you haven’t got it anymore … would you like a new one
Me : IF I haven’t GOT it anymore ?? A NEW ONE … a NEEEWWW ONE ??? OMG, woman, from WHAT Universe did they sent you ?? You are the most PIGHEADED I have ever seen ! Sjeeeeesssss
Than I decided to close the door, because take it from me, she would not have survived another minute. I mean, COME ONE PEOPLE !!!! Tell me, WHERE did I go wrong. Where was I not clear enough ??? WHY do they sent such people ??? WHY AT MY DOORSTEP.
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What the f*** was that all about?!
No wonder why the world is like it is at times, when people act like that… 
Hope it is the last you see of that woman, for her sake. 
I reserve the right to be as rude as possible to anyone who doesn’t hear “no” for the third time, LOL! Sounded like a definite H.W.F. (High Wierdo Factor) moment. Glad you let her know you wouldn’t play her game.