Ducks
Today we went to the woods with the kids and my mom. As you know, my mom can be really hilarious when it comes to her noticing things, or actually NOT noticing them.

We walk along a pond in which a few ducks are swimming. On the bridge my mom says to us in a shocked way … ‘OMG that DUCK overthere has something large … he is eating it’. We look at the pond, notice the duck … and indeed the duck has something large.
To be exact … the DUCK is ON TOP of something … :whistle: … Let’s say … we are staring at a VERY PRIVATE DUCKIE moment …

Husband : Well, I think he is NOT eating something
Mom : Wha … ? There look, he has something
Me : MOMMM, he is NOT EATING SOMETHING … he … hummm, he has fun … I don’t know if SHE can say the same
Mom : OHHHH NOO … OMG … I thought he was eating it !!
Husband : Noop, definately not eating …
Hahahahaah, I love my mom. She can be sooo naive !
YAY !

Hahahahahaha, your mom is just tooooo funny